Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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