If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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