I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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