Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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