sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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