i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
