I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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