It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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