soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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