listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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