new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
The air taste purple.
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