You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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