don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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