I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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