I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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