I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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