It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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