she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I believe in your delicious
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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