I could make wine with my vomit
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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