There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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