ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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