So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so let's talk penis.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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