She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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