i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
high people should be assigned attendants
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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