i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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