I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
