big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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