How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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