what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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