At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Less talking, more tequila
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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