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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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