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sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
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