mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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