It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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