Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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