ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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