you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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