Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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