Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
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