He is an equal opportunity slut.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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