Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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