babies were throwing up all over the place
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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