try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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