why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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