Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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