? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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