Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just had sex on a roof
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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