His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so let's talk penis.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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