Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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