i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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