If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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