Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
home. puking in laundry basket.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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