i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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