I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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