So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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