five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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