he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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