dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And the cops told us we were all naked.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize