how can u be prego again
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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